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[attackbrows]

That's the problem with landlords. Promises of affordable space and not so much of a window to plop your succulents in front of. Then again, something tells me you haven't cooped yourself up long enough to take up botany.

Where've you been?

[construing]

Experiencing the relativity of time in…I was about to say "real time." But that would suggest the existence of a false time, and it's not false, just different depending on the frame of reference through which it's being perceived—
Pulling back from that tangent, time dilation is a kick in the head. Also, the people here aren't real conversational.